Monday, November 18, 2013

The Biggest Threat to Obamacare

The Obamacare website debacle is in many ways worse than people realize and it actually plays into one of the threats that can badly undermine the entire law. The success of the health insurance exchanges will be judged on their ability to provide low premiums to consumers. If the plans offered on the exchanges were to charge very expensive premiums, consumers would exit in droves - especially the young and healthy, who need insurance the least.

What's the quickest way to drive up premiums? Get the young and healthy to never sign up in the first place.

As I mentioned, the exchanges need a large number of healthy people to enroll if premiums are to stay low. This is because an insurance policy is a pooling of risk, such that what consumers pay in monthly premiums is more or less the same, and the level of benefits is also the same, across the entire policy. A very sick patient is rather costly to care for and looks like a gallon of red ink to the insurer; a healthy one is very cheap to insure and looks like dollar signs. So that's the insurance companies' calculus, and the insurers will have to jack up rates if they see that only sick people are signing up.

Getting sick people to enroll in Obamacare is easy. They're desperate for coverage and many have gone without needed care to scrimp for savings. Nope, the tricky part, unfortunately, is motivating young people to sign up. They have a calculus too, and it's the opposite one. A 25 year old guy in good shape has no real financial incentive to join a risk pool where the average member is sicker and costlier than him. He's just subsidizing someone else's care and is unlikely to receive as much of the benefits.

The bungled website only feeds into this dynamic. By throwing up an annoying barrier to enrollment, they're further dampening the likelihood that a young person will put up with the nuisance of buying something they didn't need very much in the first place. When the insurance companies reevaluate their pricing schemes for next year, they're going to have to take a hard look at their covered populations. It's not a pretty picture right now.

Monday, July 29, 2013

My (Least) Favorite Things

10) Republicans
9) Republicans
8) Republicans
7) Republicans
6) Republicans
5) Congressional Republicans
4) Young Republicans
3) Women Republicans
2) Gay Republicans
1) Black Republicans

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Right-Wing Scum I'd Like to Have a Beer with

Everyone knows I hate Republicans because they're ignorant, greedy, and politically, they're only incrementally more evolved than fascists. But there are some Republicans whose personalities I don't find all that repugnant:

  1. Ann Coulter, drag queen and an all-around horrible human being. Even if she's not a drag queen, she's at least got to be a fag hag. And she's such a fucking bitch that I kinda relate to her.
  2. Rick Santorum, self-righteous zealot with a pretty cool last name. He might have the moral beliefs of a neanderthal (er... Homo Erectus) but he's stubborn about what he believes and probably won't recant even under torture.
  3. Condi Rice, Soviet expert and Bush-era war criminal. For a woman whose job description was in her title, she didn't have the foresight as National Security Adviser to see any geopolitical downside to invading Iraq. She's cultured, sharp, and gives a mean RNC speech though. 

Saturday, October 13, 2012

My Darling Barack


I can't bear the thought of losing you. It took me two years to get over Nancy.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Bareback iPhones


Never heard them called "nude iPhones" before. I always called them bareback iPhones.

Friday, August 10, 2012

August 2012 Budget

This is how I'll be spending my disposable income this month:


Except for my bare bones hair essentials (really this belongs in my rent/food/bills budget, but I digress), all my money is going to campaign donations for the upcoming election. 

The election is in three months, so this is actually very late to donate and still make an impact. Besides the Obama campaign, where my support is pretty obvious, I chose some congressional races that might not be on everyone's radar in case people want to donate but don't feel like doing the research. Every single race I picked is eminently winnable, and I focused on California congressional districts for all the House elections, just because I'm Californian and I feel like it. The one Senate race I'll be donating to is Elizabeth Warren's, because I fucking love bitches who tell it how it is.

You can also donate to the parties' House or Senate campaign arms, the DCCC and the DSCC, if your only interest is congressional majorities. But there's a big fat caveat emptor with donating to the campaign arms, because they often funnel money into races with conservative Democrats. It's not necessarily a bad thing in Republican states and districts, but I personally prefer to have more control about where my donation is going.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

The Black List

This is a running list of people, things, ideas, industries, and organizations that I hate:


  1. Oil companies
  2. Coal plants
  3. Anything involving fossil fuels
  4. The NRA
  5. Anyone who owns a gun (relatedly, anyone too pussy to say that they hate guns)
  6. Eric Cantor
  7. Anyone who uses the term "illegals" or "aliens" to describe human beings
  8. Organized religion
  9. Texas
  10. Southern Baptists
  11. Seventh Day Adventists
  12. Pentecostals
  13. Creationism, intelligent design
  14. The CEO of Whole Foods who criticized Obamacare
  15. People who criticize Obamacare
  16. People who criticize Obama (you should be thrown in prison and tortured within an inch of your life)
  17. SF MUNI
  18. MUNI drivers
  19. MUNI riders
  20. BART
  21. People who oppose California High Speed Rail
  22. People who complain about high taxes
    1. Rich people who complain about high taxes
    2. Middle class people who complain about high taxes
  23. Strict constructionists
  24. College students
    1. College students who sit in Occupy tents all year and then don't vote on election day
    2. College students who think LaRouche is some kind of hero
    3. College students who think Ron Paul is some kind of hero
    4. College students who complain about how much their tuition went up and aren't able to critically deduct that the fee increases are the direct causal result of massive state budget cuts and then blame the fee increases on everything from the lack of Occupy tents on the quad to the rapaciousness of public school administrators
    5. College Republicans - schooling is meant to make you smarter, not dumber. But I guess you can't really learn anything when you're convinced that all peer-reviewed information is a communist conspiracy
  25. Hummers
  26. Fraternities
  27. Sororities
  28. When people call you instead of texting. Join us in the 21st century plz