Right-Wing Scum I'd Like to Have a Beer with

Everyone knows I hate Republicans because they're ignorant, greedy, and politically, they're only incrementally more evolved than fascists. But there are some Republicans whose personalities I don't find all that repugnant:

1. Ann Coulter, drag queen and an all-around horrible human being. Even if she's not a drag queen, she's at least got to be a fag hag. And she's such a fucking bitch that I kinda relate to her.
2. Rick Santorum, self-righteous zealot with a pretty cool last name. He might have the moral beliefs of a neanderthal (er... Homo Erectus) but he's stubborn about what he believes and probably won't recant even under torture.
3. Condi Rice, Soviet expert and Bush-era war criminal. For a woman whose job description was in her title, she didn't have the foresight as National Security Adviser to see any geopolitical downside to invading Iraq. She's cultured, sharp, and gives a mean RNC speech though. 

My Darling Barack

I can't bear the thought of losing you. It took me two years to get over Nancy.